Newborns and First Time Parents

New babies get the highest praise from any new parent. The second a newborn comes out of the womb of a mother who has never before birthed a child, every hit Whitney Houston song begins to loop on the parents brain. The baby could litterally have the genes of a fish and the parents would think the sun shines out of its brand new soft baby bottom. Every parent thinks their child is the best looking thing since David Hasselhoff. And everything they do is interpreted as the greatest character trait known to man kind. If the baby cried while you ate a hot dog, it must be because that baby is going to grow up to rescue tortured animals and probably save humanity. And that first cry... That is the actual sound of angels singing Hallelujah. Every first time parent goes a little nuts with their baby on social media. That Spring Break Trip album may have 1,006 photos in it but that's nothing compared to the baby named album that documents every second of your newborn doing absolutely nothing naked 3,056 times. Meanwhile people that don't yet have babies are sitting around going